Chess and Family

Marriage is a lot like chess pieces.... The King is the guy, the queen is the girl. The king sits around all the time and basically does nothing but is very important. The queen does everything and can accomplish more. The pawn is like a child, it's slow but can move its ass faster than the king. The Noble is like a friend, the ones who do cool things like move diagonally.... The Knight would be a dog, it moves too fast for the king and he can't walk it. So he lets it roam wild in crazy directions....

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