Cross-Eyed Bear claims this is purely fictional, but it seems entirely plausible to me.
Reykjavik (C-BN). Following directly on the heels of a rambling interview by former chess champion Bobby Fischer, Iceland has decided to cash in on its greatly increased presence in the news by offering citizenship to Michael Jackson.
Magnus Bjorgson, spokesman for the Icelandic government, stated "It has been a long time since Iceland has been in the news; we've awakened to the potential advertising bonanza available by becoming a refuge for all sorts of American freaks and whackos...."
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