It's making me dizzy

At What, a swallow carrying a coconut!!, a discussion of Woozy Theory...

In its simplest outlines, it is an attempt to describe nature by unifying three separate realms of observation: General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, and Scrabble.

...and an explanation of why a similar theory which tried to unify the two branches of physics with chess didn't work out so well:

Woozy also recalled an early game of quantum chess: "After about thirty moves, black was both mated and not mated. It made for terrible arguments."