Where was Moses?

At The Days of Dark Soup, the story of "Muhammad, Jesus, and Buddha sitting in a tree":

Muhammad, Jesus, and Buddha were sitting in a tree. Along came a spider, and challenged them all to a game of chess. The three religious guys said, "no way, we don't chess with spiders!" The spider, being a wise spider, quickly put that phrase on a t-shirt. And sold said t-shirt on the Internet. And became a rich spider.

Read more... (though I should warn you that the story gets increasingly obscure and deconstructed as it goes on).