So boring, they created a chess club

This should make you happy that you don't live in Florence, Kentucky (bold is mine):

Chess enthusiasts no longer have to leave Florence to meet other players for a casual game. A small group has been meeting the past four Wednesday evenings at the Florence Branch Library for play for all experience levels. Librarian Scott Beran, who oversees the group, said the chess club was created in response to popular demand. "Some people had ... expressed an interest because there's nothing else around here," he said.

From "Florence Library hosts chess club" at the Community Press.